Are you wearing your Green?

Happy St Patrick's Day

Are you wearing your green?

Here's some fun little jokes to brighten up your morning

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Irish!

Irish you a Happy St Patrick's Day

Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?

Because they're always wearing their green

Why is a river rich?

Because it has two banks

What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?

A Sham Rock

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?

When its a French Fry

What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?

Some poor horse is going barefoot